crystalmafia presents: a very merry unbirthday

Now statistics will
Prove that you've one birthday
Imagine just one birthday every year
Ah, but there are 364 unbirthdays
Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer

A very merry unbirthday
To me?
To you!

Fancy a trip down a rabbit hole?
Crystalmafia presents: Yes! 4 year Anniversary Unbirthday Party